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Things that make you hate…

…the opposing team, instead of just wanting to beat them: their home ballpark PA system plays Beethoven’s 5th every single time a visiting batter strikes out, but never (of course) when their own batters strike out.

Fucking Dodger assholes. The Giants could counter by playing the Dragnet theme at their ballpark, but that would be wrong.

Edit, and full disclosure: I used to cuss like a motherfucker at the Cincinnati Reds, when I was a LA-resident Dodger fan in the mid-’70s.

Under a spreading locust tree       Our unplumbed outhouse stands;     The crapper, there for all to see,       Relieves the guts and glands     Of men who roof our house, but has             No means for washing hands.—after Henry Wadsworth Longfellow
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Under a spreading locust tree     
  Our unplumbed outhouse stands;     
The crapper, there for all to see,     
  Relieves the guts and glands    
Of men who roof our house, but has          
  No means for washing hands.

—after Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

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